Zachary Rush

Zach: "Nana, do you wanna play NBA basketball on playstation with me?"
Chickie: "Sure I do Zachie"
Zach: "Okay, I'll be Icy Thomas, and you can be Creamy Bull Shabbar"

Denny Regehr

On having sex before marriage:
"You wouldn't frost a cake before you bake it."

Chickie Pelletier

Talking to Kendra on the phone: "You know, Chris has an interview with
Microwave tomorrow".
She intended to say Microsoft.

Chickie Pelletier

On the phone with Kendra:
"Did you know he has the NIV virus?"

Talking about some guy from Kendra's childhood.

Chickie Pelletier

Talking with daughter Kelly on the phone about 6 year old Zachary:
"Now does Zachie still play with that Playboy?"

The previous Christmas Zach had received a Gameboy.